Hi Weirdos!
This is what happens when I’m left to my own devices.
I’m trying something different today. I mocked up three book covers for terrible ideas for children’s books. Enjoy!
Lemur, lemur, broke my femur and stole my brand new Beamer.
Lemur, lemur jammed my steamer and drank all my coffee creamer.
Lemur, lemur side hustle schemer and rogue coupon redeemer.
You could do an entire series of books comparing two terrible things and trying to decide which one is the worst!
It’s a children’s book about using loose nukes to make your own cute Kaiju.
Be the weird you want to see in the world!
Cheers,
Jason
P.S. Here’s one cover that didn’t make the cut:
I decided that a narwhal is a funnier choice than an alpaca and that atomic sounds like it belongs in the 1950s or 1960s. Nuclear has a more modern feel. Of course, perhaps there should be a series of books about radioactive animals…
These are fantastic!
😂😂😂🫶🏻👍🏻